At my high school graduation, the man delivering an inspirational message to the class of 2003 punctuated his speech by chopping a watermelon in half.
The only thing I could think of, and still remember about graduation is, Gallagher.
Sums up the last decade.
can’t sleep. googling, “early signs of glaucoma” . oh god.
overheard at the 4:25pm 12/9/12 showing at Bethesda Row, in Bethesda, Maryland
note: audience mainly comprised of senior citizens.
"Oh! This is Russian!"
"Sorry, I picked a snooze"
Also heard: live snoring