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findvegan:

Chocolate Peanut Butter Baileys Icebox Cookies

findvegan:

Chocolate Peanut Butter Baileys Icebox Cookies

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black tea

can’t sleep.  googling, “early signs of glaucoma” .   oh god. 

Tags: insomnia
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girlsofthe80s:

Girl in an Apple clothing ad, 1986


I owned the white sweatshirt. I was 9 at the time, so it was a dress for me.

girlsofthe80s:

Girl in an Apple clothing ad, 1986

I owned the white sweatshirt. I was 9 at the time, so it was a dress for me.

(via hodgman)

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comedynerdsunited:

funnyordie:

13 Modern-Day Seinfeld Plots
There’s a new Twitter account dedicated to modern Seinfeld plots.
Follow @SeinfeldToday immediately or risk being a total jerk store!

This is a wonderful account, similar to the popular @TNG_S8 (for all you comedy + sci-fi nerd crossovers), that looks at what Seinfeld would be like in 2012.

comedynerdsunited:

funnyordie:

13 Modern-Day Seinfeld Plots

There’s a new Twitter account dedicated to modern Seinfeld plots.

Follow @SeinfeldToday immediately or risk being a total jerk store!

This is a wonderful account, similar to the popular @TNG_S8 (for all you comedy + sci-fi nerd crossovers), that looks at what Seinfeld would be like in 2012.

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Audience Reactions During the Film, Anna Karenina

overheard at the 4:25pm 12/9/12 showing at Bethesda Row, in Bethesda, Maryland

note: audience mainly comprised of senior citizens.


“Oh!  This is Russian!”

“Nice fingernails”

“Sorry, I picked a snooze”

Also heard:  live snoring

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Terms used to distinguish between types of Nannies and types of Prostitutes

Evening
Foreign
Nurse
High-class
Regular
Temporary
Off-the-books
Student
Live-in
Thieving
Freelance

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I think I’m excited

I think I’m excited

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rochesternewyork:

Rochester, New York

my neighborhood

rochesternewyork:

Rochester, New York

my neighborhood

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ifc:

amyohconnor:

Marc Maron, Louis C.K., Sarah Silverman and Dave Attell | New York Magazine, 1995

This photo is an automatic reblog. Doesn’t matter how many times I’ve done it before.

i love every inch of this photo.  even dave attell looking down sarah silverman’s dress.

ifc:

amyohconnor:

Marc Maron, Louis C.K., Sarah Silverman and Dave Attell | New York Magazine, 1995

This photo is an automatic reblog. Doesn’t matter how many times I’ve done it before.

i love every inch of this photo.  even dave attell looking down sarah silverman’s dress.

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can’t heart or like this enough.  

muppets make things more romantic.

can’t heart or like this enough.  

muppets make things more romantic.

(Source: lovedeathsexlifeglasses)