Jason Segel is a 315-er. i refuse to believe it.

steve martin is the only reason i will watch this year’s oscars

lonelysandwich:

Woody as Chaplin by Irving Penn, 1972

via vintagephoto

the take five candy bar does not get the recongnition it deserves

Larry David, an Asshole and Swan Killer. is there a mathematical equation to explain how this show gets better and better?

ughhh. when did 5 pm turn into dead pm.

nine hours into detox. i want a snickers bar so bad.

Yesvember

pretty sue i’ll be on detox until thanksgiving